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The Haunted mansion movie rant

Thu Jul 2, 2009, 8:42 PM
Well, guess what was on Disney Channel tonight. Yes my friends the very thing that makes me want to beat my head against a wall. The haunted mansion movie. *Le Gasp* something Haunted mansion that I do not like? Well actually I did really enjoy some aspects of the movie. The set and music were outstanding! Absolutely perfect for a movie version of the haunted mansion. Yet, even with that it cannot redeem the movie fully.

Just... just WHY!? The look of the film is nearly perfect, yet the story is just so horrid. They were SO close! Why did they just lag on the story? They should have done a history with the mansion or something! Just why did they have to get the story so ... it just didn't fit.

I know the downfall of the movie. Eddie Murphy. ... what more can I say? It just doesn't work! No! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! Do. not. want!


Okay... I think I'm calm enough now. I just had to get that out of my system. Goodness. THEY WERE JUST SO CLOSE! Okay... I just need to breathe.

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~Jemima947 Jul 3, 2009, 4:48:28 PM
Ya know what's even more maddening, though (especailly to a Phantom Manor fan like me)? Think about it, Disney has a perfectly good storyline. Right. In front. of. them.
Arguably, Phantom Manor IS in France and may not make much sense to us Americans. BUT STILL, if they just took the same kind of sets, music, costumes from the Mansion and had a better story, Phantom Manor would make an awesome movie.

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~MadameGracey Jul 3, 2009, 5:03:04 PM
Indeed a PM movie would win.

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~gimme-da-money Jul 4, 2009, 1:14:00 PM
they shoulda just taken THAT and worked with it. damned bastards screwing with what COULD have been the best disney film ever

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~MadameGracey Jul 4, 2009, 1:23:53 PM
Language dear... Language.

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Check out my haunted mansion fan fiction, go to my profile for more

I claimed Star tours at DL on Parkhoppers.. since HM was taken *evilGlare*
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~gimme-da-money Jul 4, 2009, 1:46:23 PM
i carnt help it, i hate what they did to my fav ride ever!!

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So if a tear when thou art dying
Should haply fall from me
It is but that my soul is sighing
To go and rest with thee -- Emily Bronte
~
grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize at:
*mansionfans
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~MadameGracey Jul 4, 2009, 3:03:08 PM
*Pats on head* it's okay.

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Check out my haunted mansion fan fiction, go to my profile for more

I claimed Star tours at DL on Parkhoppers.. since HM was taken *evilGlare*
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